Sunset Selfies

 

 

 

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When Mars House of Pizza says: WE DELIVER ANYWHERE, they mean it.

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While I was watching the sunset tonight, I couldn’t stop blinking. “Hey. Do I have something in my eye?” I asked Keith, my chameleon friend.
“Yeah,” Keith said. “It’s a bug.”
“Can you get it out?” I asked.

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It’s hard enough to earn the trust of a wild baby lake dolphin. But to get one to jump through a hoop on command so close to shore…it makes all the years of patient training seem worth it tonight.

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Today, I was enjoying a sunset banana down by the lake when the most amazing thing happened. All of a sudden, this warm breeze started blowing across my neck and it smelled just like bananas too.

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For anyone who has ever wondered if their horse would make a good kayak partner…I wouldn’t count on it. Mine didn’t pick up his paddle once.

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When I finally got up the nerve to approach the beautiful mermaid down on the beach, a friend suggested I bring her a bouquet of roses. But I had a better idea.

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He’s not the greatest stylist in the world, but he doesn’t charge much either. Where else are you going to find a four-banana cut these days?

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I can’t think of a better way to wind down at the end of the day then with a little Rhino Ring Toss. For anyone interested: All you need is a rhinoceros and a ring and you’re good to go.Alien_1200-680x471When Mars House of Pizza says: WE DELIVER ANYWHERE, they mean it.

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Camila wanted to make a sand castle. I’ve been missing India lately. So we came up with a design that would make us both happy.

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Her name was Lindsay and we connected through an online dating site. After an exchange of emails, we decided get together for drinks at an ocean-side restaurant on Bonita Beach.
“It’s so nice to finally meet you face to face,” Lindsay said with a raspy cackle.
“You, too,” I agreed. “Though I have to admit, you look a little different from your profile picture.”